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It's not as bad as the time LIV advertised a night with an apparent white supremacist, but South Beach club Mokai is sure ratcheting up the classy as they promise to award one lady clubgoer a free pair of unnatural ta-tas.
A party called "Boob It" is set for Monday night at the 23rd Street nightclub, where organizers will give away a silicone breast augmentation surgery by an Aventura plastic surgeon.
There's a gift certificate and everything!
"Ladies text 'BOOB' to 38714 for guest list and to be entered to win!" reads the flyer, which features a set of altered breasts that could make any woman's rib cage tremble in terror.
The surgery is offered by Dr. Sam Gershenbaum of the Aventura Center for Plastic Surgery and Hair Restoration -- though not, presumably, on top of a table in the club.