A Clean House for Dirty Minds
Nearly naked housekeepers descend on South Florida
By ADAM KUPERSTEIN
Updated 7:15 AM EDT, Fri, Mar 12, 2010
It's the housekeeper men dream about, and now it's reality.
"You're enjoying the view, you're enjoying the cleaning," said Nina Torres.
That's the concept that motivated Torres to start Edan's Maids R' Us, a team of sexy housekeepers that service South Florida.
"They actually clean, I can guarantee you that," said Torres.
Ok, we know what you're thinking -- and so does Torres. That's why her Website specifically explains it is not an escort service.
"No, we are 100 percent house cleaners, we clean your house, we organize, we cook we do laundry, nothing else," Torres said.
Edan's maids charge $60 per hour with a two hour minimum. But before you call, you can go online and access their menu of maids. They have 15 total and you can choose which one comes to your house.
When you click on a maid, it shows their stats, including height, weight, age, ethnicity, even measurements.
"It's like a restaurant, in a way" said Frances, one of Edan's Maids. "You get to choose the plate that you want."
"Someone yesterday said it's so hard to choose just one," Torres proudly explained. "They said they love them all, just give me the best."
Edan's maids go out on jobs alone, but Torres screens customers on the phone and has every girl call when they arrive and leave to make sure they're safe.
"If somebody ever tries to be fresh, I mean you have to tell them this isn't what it is, I'm sorry if you must have a misunderstanding," Frances said.
So far, Torres said there hasn't been a single problem and her maids often spend time just chatting with customers who are looking for company.
"It's like a partner for a little bit, it's a friend, somebody to spend time with and have fun with," Frances said.
So, if your house is really dirty, this might not be your best bet. But, if you've got some chores that need to be done and you want a sexy show at the same time, Edan's Maids R' Us are for you.
First Published: Mar 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT
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