'Zo and Dash to Captain the High Seas

Alonzo Mourning and Kim Kardashian will be the grand marshals at the 2009 Winterfest Boat Parade

By TODD WRIGHT
Updated 3:30 PM EST, Mon, Nov 9, 2009

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How about a game of 1-on-1?

Those Kardashians just can't get enough of ex-Heat players.

Kim Kardashian (the famous one) will be teaming up with Alonzo Mourning as grand marshals for the 2009 Winterfest Boat Parade on Dec. 12.

And after they captain their vessel through the Fort Lauderdale intracoastal, they plan on taking on Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom to a little two-on-two action. Ok, we made the hoop it up part up, but we wouldn't mind seeing Khloe take Kim down in the post.

The theme for this year's boat parade is "That's Entertainment," which when translated means, "We've hopped on the reality TV train."

Boat owners are encouraged to decorate their boats into their favorite scenes from movie and TV. Floating a reality TV star behind your boat in a dingy is optional, but could score major points with the judges.

And just a reminder: Hands off, Kim. Zo is already married.

First Published: Nov 9, 2009 2:51 PM EST

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