10 Things to Expect From Obama's Visit
Obama is in town for a limited time only, but there is much for him to do
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WASHINGTON - JUNE 23: U.S. President Barack Obama smiles during a news conference in the James S. Brady Briefing Room of the White House June 23, 2009 in Washington, DC. Obama discussed the high cost of health care, energy independence and the post-election disputes in Iran before taking questions from the news media. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Barack Obama
We know you've all change your ringtones to "Hail to the Chief" for President Barack Obama's visit to the Magic City, but we have a couple of ideas on what he should do while he is here to leave us in better shape after he heads back to DC.
He won't be here long, so most of the things Obama could do from the comfort of his suite at the Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach.
No. 10: Declare Ted Ginn Jr. an enemy of the state of Florida and have him shipped to Guantanamo Bay or at least the Buffalo Bills. In exchange, we would also like Mr. Clucky to receive a Presidential pardon.
No. 9: Make KFC give us our free chicken. Mr. Clucky would also be pardoned from being fried or grilled.
No. 8: Donate part of the proceeds from the Democratic fundraiser to Miami-Dade Schools to increase teacher salaries.
No. 7: On second thought, he should donate all of Mayor Carlos Alvarez and his cabinet's salary to Miami-Dade Schools for teacher raises.
No 6: Declare "swag" the official state motto - or at the very least, the official word for the city of Miami. And in a revenue generating move, charge anyone who uses the word a nickel.
No. 5: If Obama really wants to take a walk on the wild side, he should get a haircut from Jacory Harris' barber.
No. 4: Let Michelle Obama live on South Beach. Heaven knows, some people could use the fashion tips.
No. 3: Order Gov. Charlie Crist to come out of the closet about being a undercover Democrat.
No. 2: In a surprise announcement, reveal himself as the latest VIP minority owner of the Miami Dolphins.
No 1: Just for kicks, Obama should challenge Miami-Dade College president Eduardo Padron to a dance off at Club LIV.
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