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A Scripps Florida study published in Nature Neuroscience Sunday said that a group of rats fed a steady diet of junk food voluntarily starved themselves when their sugary, fatty feast was taken away from them.
The two scientists who conducted the study - Paul Kenny and Paul Johnson - stuffed one group of rats with cheesecake, bacon and anything else that'll pack on the pounds, while the other group was given foods included in a healthy balanced diet.
Turns out a Ding Dong is a lot like the Devil's Dandruff, the scientists concluded, its ingredients fueling the rats' brains by releasing feel-good receptor dopamine, much like what happens in the brains of drug addicts. The rodents apparently became self-destructive, stuffing their little rodent faces with junk food even though they received a mild electric shock every time they did so.
And when the fat rats were switched to a healthier diet, they went on a hunger strike.
"They actually voluntarily starved themselves," Kenny told the Palm Beach Post.
The hope, said Kenny, is that their research might lead to a vaccine for humans that treats overeating.
A quick-fix shot, however, hardly seems to be the answer to America's obesity problem. Unlike lab rats, humans can be taught healthier eating habits and how to cultivate a healthier relationship with food. If confections really are like cocaine, then perhaps there should be rehab facilities for junk food addicts.
Oh right, there already are: they're called gyms.