It's Britney, Bitch!
A distraught man who claims his pink-adorned chihuahua was stolen from him at a Wilton Manors gay bar thinks a man with a Britney Spears tattoo is not that innocent in the crime.
Brian Dortort says little Hudson Hayward Hemingway was stolen from him as he was at a July birthday party at gay bar Georgie's Alibi by a man with Spears' name tattooed on either his neck or arm, according to the Sun-Sentinel.
The 4-month-old Chihuahua is about the size of a softball, light-cream colored with a pink belly, pink ears and pink earrings.
"I'm worried sick about him," Dortort said. "I've been worried sick since the day it happened."
Dortort, 48, says he let the man hold Hudson briefly, and as soon as he turned around the dog and the specialty bag he was in were gone.
He says he's been searching for the man ever since.
"I don't know what else to do," Dortort said.
The Wilton Manors police department has a suspect, but has yet to locate him.