Poop-Covered Naked Drunk Skinnydips in Pool
Florida pool owner finds crappy situation in backyard
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A drunk, naked man covered in feces took a dip in a stranger's pool in Stuart, Florida.
A drunk, naked man covered in feces decided he needed a bath, so he did what any logical person would do and jumped into a complete stranger's backyard pool.
Robert Stark Higgins, 21, of Stuart, was charged with burglary, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft after he took the poopy plunge this past Saturday, according to WPTV.
The pool's owner said he heard Higgins bust through his pool screen just after 9 p.m., and recognized him from the neighborhood. Higgins grabbed a towel and fled the scene, but Martin County Sheriff's deputies used a K-9 to track him down to his home, not too far away.
Higgins told the deputies he'd been drinking beer and vodka. He was charged with theft for taking the towel from the home, which the owner presumably didn't want back.
Posted Wednesday, Sep 30, 2009 - 12:20 PM EST
