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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Weston Doctor Charged With Domestic Battery

Weston Doctor Charged With Domestic Battery

A Broward County doctor was arrested over the weekend and is now facing domestic battery charges, according to officials.

SUV Slams Into Northwest Miami-Dade Home

SUV Slams Into Northwest Miami-Dade Home

A family is lucky to be alive after the driver of an SUV lost control and slammed into the side of a Northwest Miami-Dade house.

Gunmen Rob Red Lobster, Close Employees in Fridge: Cops

Gunmen Rob Red Lobster, Close Employees in Fridge: Cops

Police are investigating after a pair of masked gunmen stormed a Kendall Red Lobster and closed several employees in a restaurant refrigerator before taking off with $500 cash.

Boy With Autism Dies in Sailboat Fire: Police

Boy With Autism Dies in Sailboat Fire: Police

Police say an 11-year-old boy died when a sailboat caught fire in the waters of Stuart.

13-Year-Old Girl Bitten by Shark Off Central Florida Waters

13-Year-Old Girl Bitten by Shark Off Central Florida Waters

Authorities say a 13-year-old girl was treated and released after being bitten by a shark in the waters off central Florida.

Navy Sailor Accused of Giving Baby Son 29 Bone Fractures

Navy Sailor Accused of Giving Baby Son 29 Bone Fractures

The 2-month-old son of a U.S. Navy sailor had 29 bone fractures and other life threatening injuries and his father is being held on $500,000 bond after being charged with assaulting the