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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Ex-Boyfriend in Missing Woman Case Dies: Deputies

Ex-Boyfriend in Missing Woman Case Dies: Deputies

The ex-boyfriend of a missing Miami woman has died, deputies said.

Man Dies After Losing Control of Bike, Being Struck by Bus

Man Dies After Losing Control of Bike, Being Struck by Bus

A man is dead after he lost control of his bike and was struck by a Miami-Dade bus, according to Hialeah Police.

Stanton Tweets Picture and Update on Injury

Stanton Tweets Picture and Update on Injury

Giancarlo Stanton took to Twitter on Tuesday to show a picture of the aftermath of his injury

Suspended QB Olsen No Longer at UM After DUI Charge

Suspended QB Olsen No Longer at UM After DUI Charge

The University of Miami said Monday that suspended quarterback Kevin Olsen is no longer a student at the school after his arrest on DUI charges.

"Played Out": Final Moments as Latest Atlantic City Casino Folds

"Played Out": Final Moments as Latest Atlantic City Casino Folds

The final blackjack hand dealt before the Trump Plaza casino closed its doors in Atlantic City Tuesday morning was a 21, for the house. That luck came too late for the casino, which shut for good just before 6...

Miami-Dade Commissioners Consider LGBT Ordinance

Miami-Dade Commissioners Consider LGBT Ordinance

Dozens of local LGBT supporters gathered inside the Miami-Dade County Commission chambers Tuesday to push for equal protection for those who identify as transgender.