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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Lockdown Lifted at Miami Beach School

Lockdown Lifted at Miami Beach School

A lockdown at a Jewish school in Miami Beach was lifted after a pressure cooker found in the area was detonated and found empty.

Lockdowns Lifted After "Credible Threat" at Lauderhill School

Lockdowns Lifted After "Credible Threat" at Lauderhill School

Two Lauderhill schools have been lifted off of lockdown after police responded to what they called a "credible threat" at one of those schools, per the Broward County School Board.

Fatal Crash on I-75 at I-595 Near Sunrise: BSO

Fatal Crash on I-75 at I-595 Near Sunrise: BSO

At least one person has died and six others injured after a single-vehicle rollover crash on I-75.

Trapped Woman Rescued From Car Crash: MFR

Trapped Woman Rescued From Car Crash: MFR

A woman had to be rescued from her car after she became trapped inside during a rollover accident on I-95 Wednesday morning.

"It Was Him": Lawyer Admits Tsarnaev Role in Boston Bombings

"It Was Him": Lawyer Admits Tsarnaev Role in Boston Bombings

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev went on trial for his life Wednesday in the Boston Marathon bombing with his own lawyer bluntly telling the jury he committed the crime. But she argued that he had fallen under the influence of...

Woman Tossed Baby From Car During Stop: Police

Woman Tossed Baby From Car During Stop: Police

An Opa Locka woman was ordered held on $7500 bond after she allegedly tossed her baby out of her car during a traffic stop.