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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Student Stabbed at Miami Killian High School

Student Stabbed at Miami Killian High School

A student was injured after a reported stabbing at Miami Killian Senior High School in southwest Miami-Dade Tuesday.

Canadian Diplomat's Son Arrested After Brother Killed in Miami

Canadian Diplomat's Son Arrested After Brother Killed in Miami

The 15-year-old son of a prominent Canadian diplomat working in Miami has been arrested after he was involved in a drug deal that ended with his older brother and another teen dead, police said.

Man Found Shot to Death in Miramar

Man Found Shot to Death in Miramar

Police are investigating after a man was found shot to death in Miramar Tuesday evening.

Body of Hit-and-Run Suspect Who Jumped Into Lake Found

Body of Hit-and-Run Suspect Who Jumped Into Lake Found

The body of a hit-and-run suspect who struck a car at the Seminole Casino Coconut Creek then disappeared after jumping into a lake to flee the scene has been found, police said Tuesday.

Ex-Miami Lakes Mayor Should Get Job Back: Judge

Ex-Miami Lakes Mayor Should Get Job Back: Judge

A judge has ruled that former Miami Lakes Mayor Michael Pizzi is entitled to get his job back.

Late Goal Helps Bruins Beat Panthers, 3-2

Late Goal Helps Bruins Beat Panthers, 3-2

Milan Lucic scored the tiebreaking goal with 1:09 left as Boston rallied to beat the Florida Panthers 3-2 Tuesday night, giving the Bruins two valuable points as the try to hang on to the final playoff spot...