"Say hello to my little friends," their spankin' new shirt reads of the decidedly large LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh, complete with photoshopping worthy of the film poster seen 'round the world of college dorm rooms.
To be honest, it's just surprising it took anyone this long to make a LeBron-themed Scarface shirt -- after all, isn't he supposedly destroying his own self-built empire by taking his talents to the Miami made famous in Brian De Palma's drug-fueled epic?
We don't think so, but then, we're reaping the benefits as we clear off our ring fingers in anticipation. But perhaps the best part is this: all we need now are cargo pants full Champagne, and every single one of us can be a walking, talking Cribs episode.
It's everything we never knew we never wanted.