Miami's Ugliest Athletes

Pity the poor homely athlete, who must make do on million-dollar contracts alone because no one wants his mug on their box of Wheaties. Inspired by an article in Men's Journal, we take a look at some of Miami's lesser-blessed genetic specimens. Like this one. Why long face? Matt Roth was part of the Dolphins' horrible 2007 season; it must have frozen that way.

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Miami's Ugliest Athletes

Pity the poor homely athlete, who must make do on million-dollar contracts alone because no one wants his mug on their box of Wheaties. Inspired by an article in Men's Journal, we take a look at some of Miami's lesser-blessed genetic specimens.

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