A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was taking the term "fanny pack" a little too literally.
Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.
Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record, or at least a state jail system mark.
On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS just in case he wanted to return some of the items.
Deputies also found a coupon. Not sure why he was keeping that, since those things do have an expiration date, but we'd be curious to know what the discount was for.
Lansing allegedly had the items in his anus during the entire time he was before the judge, who sent him to prison.
