It's hard to be 32 years old and still live with mom, but when she takes your beer away, sometimes you have to take it like a man.
Dennison was "very intoxicated" and demanded that the police arrest dear old mom when officers responded to his initial 911 call Friday night, according to tampabay.com.
The sloshed son told cops that if mom wasn't arrested and charged, he'd keep calling the emergency number.
Pasco County Sheriff's deputies instead charged him with making false 911 calls. Dennison was still in jail as of Tuesday morning, being held on $150 bail.
Hopefully mom's kicking back with a cold one while junior sits in jail.