Linda Hogan's fiance wasn't even born when Hulkamania ran wild over the world.
Mean while, Linda Hogan is 50 and apparently has plenty of energy to hand with the young crowd.
Adding insult to injury to the Hulkster, the wedding is supposed to be held on Alimoney, the yacht his ex won during their contentious divorce. We can't wait for the reality TV show episode on this.
For some reason, we don't think Brooke will be calling Hill "dad" - ever.