Hide the women, children and women-punching men.
Snooki and The Situation were in town for Super Bowl festivities last weekend and reportedly loved their new stomping ground. The cast will be living in a house off of Lincoln Road that MTV is currently renovating, according to the website. The crew and MTV producers had dropped hints that Miami was a front runner for the new location.
The self-described "guidos" and "guidettes" will be getting a reported $10,000 per episode, a big jump from the $200 per episode they received last season while they shared a house in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.
That should be enough to pay for a couple of rounds of shots and valet service on a Saturday night.
We expect the Shore crew will learn quickly that navigating the night scene on South Beach where real stars live is nothing like up north. They might find VIP access a little harder to come by with the Kardashians dominating the reality TV spots on Ocean Drive.
But you can bet they'll still be fist-pumping the night away in general admission.