Ah, Christmas. A time for emotional eating, bickering with siblings, and getting sloshed on spiked egg nog. You're not alone, and author Augusten Burroughs wants you to know that. The hilarious scribe of "Running With Scissors" has now written the perfect stocking stuffer, "You Better Not Cry," a collection of yuletide essays that'll have you reminiscing about the good old days when Santa cam down the chimney -- even in Miami. Burroughs will be at Books and Books tonight for some seriously sidesplitting storytelling. 8 P.M.