#10 — "Women are like crock pots. They heat up very slowly to get to a simmer. Men are microwaves. A to Z. Boom!"
-- Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker"
Matchmaker Patti Stanger to the cameras when one of her male clients tries to move to fast on a first date.
#9 – "Everything's gone cocoa for koo koo poops. Is that right?"
Elisa (Salma Hayek) mangling the famous line "koo koo for Cocoa Puffs" to Jack Donaghy (Alex Baldwin) while everyone is trying to leave the city due to the economic crisis.
#8 — "You ask what I remember. I remember dying."
-- ABC's "Lost"
A very much alive John Locke to a surviving passenger on the crashed airliner Ajira Airways Flight #316 that transported him in a coffin. The same plane that somehow returned Jack, Kate, Ben, Sayid, Hurley and Sun to the island.
#7 — "Oh boy! Mama's got on her power suit again. Just because you have a pregnant teenager doesn't mean you can be a governor."
-- ABC Family's "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"
George to wife Anne (Molly Ringwald) who is dressed in a suit for a job interview.
#6 — "She's an infected sheet, dawg!"
-- VH1's "I Love Money"
T-Weed talking to The Entertainer about MILF and her manipulating ways.
#5 — "Do you ever shut up? "
Kara DioGuardi chiding Simon Cowell after she tells her to "take her time" while critiquing contestants Kris Allen and Megan Corkery.
#4 — "I know I'm a sex kitten this morning there is no doubt in my mind"
-- CBS's "Survivor: Tocantins"
Fifty-three-year-old bus driver contestant Sandy about herself as the rest of her tribe discusses the sleep they had gotten the night before.
#3 — "We are going on to this next gig and sometimes I read that it's time for Conan to grow up because he is going to 11:30 and I assure you that's not going to happen!"
-- NBC's "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
Conan O'Brien saying goodbye in the final moments of his last show before he takes over the "Tonight Show" on June 1.
#2 — "I just want to say one thing about Eric Roberts. Eric Roberts is probably the best actor I ever worked with and I don't know why in the last 15 years ain't nobody give him a chance to show his s*** again."
-- IFC's "Film Independent's Spirit Awards"
Mickey Rourke's interesting beginning statements about his pal Eric Roberts while accepting the award for Best Actor for "The Wrestler."
#1 – "You commie, homo-loving sons of guns. I did not expect this and I want it to be very clear that I know how hard I make it to appreciate me, often."
-- ABC's "81st Annual Academy Awards"
Sean Penn accepting his best actor Oscar for "Milk"
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