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Lindsay Lohan Is eHarmony's Newest Star

The star films a spoof on the dating site



    Lindsay Lohan Is eHarmony's Newest Star
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    Lindsay Lohan said she doesn't mind a mate with "ankle monitoring bracelets" or someone used to "passing out in Cadillac Escalades" in her spoof eHarmony ad.

    Lindsay Lohan is looking for love -- online.

    The tabloid darling filmed a spoof eHarmony ad for Web site, saying that she's looking for someone who doesn't mind "ankle-monitoring bracelets" or "passing out in Cadillac Escalades."

    The ad mocks Lohan's rollercoaster relationship with on-again, off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who split from the starlet last week.

    Lohan also pokes fun at her multiple car accidents and rumored alcoholism.

    "I'm looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with -- or, at least, the rest of my probation with," Lohan says in the fake ad.

    "I'm a workaholic, a shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic," the actress tells the camera with a giggle.

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    She also used the ad to poke fun at the media frenzy that's splashed her personal life -- including her recent breakup from Ronson - across glossy magazines.

    Lohan urges potential mates to respond "if you think you can handle a redhead with a little bit of sass -- and by that, I mean a redhead that's crazy. I mean, don't pretend you don't know about it. We've all read about it."

    LiLo's best self-advertisement?

    "At the end of the day, I promise I'll never lose my Google hits," she says to the camera. "Just my underwear."