ROLL CALL: Jesus Luz On Madonna: ‘She Is My Friend, Only My Friend’

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Madge & The Model Are Just Friends: Despite persistent rumors that Madonna and her latest squeeze, Brazilian model Jesus Luz, are headed down the aisle, the young cover boy recently shot down wedding rumors in his first-ever TV interview on the Brazilian TV program "Fantastico," The New York Daily News' Gatecrasher reported. "She is my friend, only my friend," Jesus said. "Madonna is a person who I admire very much, a friend who has entered my life and [with whom] I keep in contact. I cannot say anything more than I don't have plans of marrying her. I can't say if she is the woman in my life." As for being labeled Madge's latest "boy toy," the 22-year-old said, "Frankly, I never give importance to what others say about me. They can write that I'm a 'toy boy' or 'boy toy.' And I won't care." Somehow we don't buy this coming from the model who hangs out with the world's biggest pop star.

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Paris Still Welcome On Yacht: Paris Hilton not welcome on a yacht? As if! Despite a British tabloid report claiming that Paris and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had been kicked off the yacht of David Furnish's friend for sucking too much of each other's face, the heiress debunked the story on her MySpace blog. "That story some tabloid ran about my boyfriend and I on a yacht is such a lie that it's a joke! That was my good friend's boat and first of all she would never ask me to leave and second of all I would never do that," Paris wrote. "It's so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I'm so sick of all these false rumors, it's not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility." Well Paris, after seeing last week's not-so-private photos of your imitate lap dance for Doug, in public, those yacht stories weren't a total shocker.

Amy Winehouse, Fashion Designer: She's swept the Grammys and made her fair share of headlines, and now Amy Winehouse could be ruling the runways. According to Marie Claire U.K., the British songstress will be launching a collection for PPQ based on her signature style. We're guessing beehives and denim cutoffs are in line to be the new black!

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Hollywood's Best Beach Bods: Now that summer has arrived, AccessHollywood.com is celebrating the best bikini bodies and washboard abs in Hollywood. Check out all the celebs caught enjoy some time in the sun, HERE!