Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Mayer's Love Boat: John Mayer's boat trip aboard the "Mayercraft Carrier" just returned to port after a four-day party on the open seas – and it appears he's left his Jennifer Aniston breakup angst at the dock. According to RadarOnline, the singer danced and partied with a slew of girls and even had one crewmember on his shoulders at one point. No word if Jen has a post-breakup journey planned. Maybe a road trip with Courteney?
Are Dudes Not Down With Brit?: One possible destination for Jen on her "Getting Over John Journey" could be a Britney concert! And according to MTV News, Jen wouldn't be bothered there by too many men. At Brit's recent tour stop in Pittsburgh, the women in the audience reportedly outnumbered the men by a huge number. The men's restrooms are reportedly deserted during Brit's "Circus" concert. Most guys MTV talked to said, "I'm here with my girlfriend/ wife/ daughter." We can't help but doubt those men who accompanied their female loved ones still loved every second of the concert. It's 2009! Shouldn't everyone come out of the Britney closet?
The New Well K-Fed: Former tour dancer and husband to Britney, Kevin Federline, is still a big Brit fan. And according to TMZ, he's just downright big. See the new beefy K-Fed, grabbing lunch at a LA Mexican restaurant HERE!
Couple Time At The Cemetery: And in some creepy couple news, People spotted Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore sharing a romantic moment while enjoying a guided tour of Nice's Cimiez Cemetery, while Ashton took a break from filming "Five Killers" in the south of France. "They were walking around hand in hand like lovebirds," an observer told the mag. Because nothing says romance like dead people!
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