Instant Replay: Celebrity Beach Bowl IV

Marisa Miller plays flag football. Enough said.

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1/23
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Olivia Munn and Marisa Miller make a luck sandwich out of Kellen Lutz at the the Fourth Annual DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl at DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl Stadium: South Beach. We'll be going with FADTVCBBADTVCBBS:SB for short.
2/23
EFE
Hot girls. Sponsors. Pictures. You know the deal, Miami.
3/23
AP
J.Lo showed up out of uniform and was waylay-ed by Wayanses.
4/23
NBC7
Giants QB Eli Manning coached one side, while managing to look like someone's tee-timing dad at all times -- and especially next to Gossip Girl's Chase Crawford.
5/23
AP
Evander Holyfield helped raise money for DirecTV. No, it's not a charity.
6/23
NBC 5 News
Manning faced off against his stadium-mate, the Jets' Mark Sanchez. See? DAD.
7/23
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Singer Brian McKnight certified the event American -- as if paying people to wear a corporate logo'd shirt while prancing about in front of cameras doesn't do it. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
8/23
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...because a play that launched a thousand Twilight fans' gasps of concern makes it all worthwhile. Taylor Lautner chest-plants into the beach, but behold the career-saving face-protection technique! This kid's a real pro.
9/23
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Ed Westwick joined the Gossip gang, which also included on/off real-life girlfriend Jessica Szohr.
10/23
NBC 7, SDSO
90210's AnnaLynne McCord was there, and according to Scene in the Tropics, immediate took her pants off to prance around in a bikini bottom until she realized she was the only pantsless person.
11/23
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So she put on these, and seemed to be enjoying them. CRISIS AVERTED, PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
12/23
NBC10 | Sara Smith
Which form are we looking at, again?
13/23
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Hall of Famer Warren Moon played for the blue team. In related news, Warren Moon is 53. We expect him to announce a move to Florida shortly.
14/23
AL ROJO VIVO
J.Lo managed to keep her hands to herself talking to Tom Arnold. Don't think that isn't hard for a lady.
15/23
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TOM ARNOLD WILL NOT PUT UP WITH YOU TOUCHING HIM, PRETTY LADY!
16/23
Oficina del Alguacil del Condado Bexar
Sometimes, perhaps, it's best not to ask.
17/23
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Playboy Playmate Hiromi Oshima jogs in the sand. In related news, eight thousand high school boys have rushed NBC offices with job applications.
18/23
TELEMUNDO 40
WonderTwin powers, activate! (Er, make that "Under Armor promotion.")
19/23
Trejo's Tacos
He was once married to Roseanne Barr, so we're gonna go ahead and guess tackling Marisa Miller is the greatest moment of Tom Arnold's life.
20/23
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"How do those socks stay up?" "I don't know, guys! It's a mystery!"
21/23
TELEMUNDO 40
That'll teach Mark Sanchez to win again!
22/23
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A crowd turned up for a performance from All-American Rejects.
23/23
NBC 5 News/McCullers Family
They took it extremely seriously.
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