Bringing your marital problems to church can sometimes be viewed as a good idea - unless of course you turn your SUV into a weapon.
Sherrica Williams, 26, decided that she had just about enough of her husband Virgil Lemons and ran him over, dragging the poor man into the parking lot of a nearby church on Sept. 13, the Sun-Sentinel reported.
28-year-old Lemons, who married Williams less than a year ago, was walking down the street in Deerfield Beach when he was hit from behind by his not-so-loving wife. Lemons stuck to the SUV's hood and Williams carried her husband a few feet before hitting the brakes, sending Lemons sprawling to the pavement.
Lemons, writhing on the ground in pain, began screaming.
So like any good wife, Williams hopped out of her Infiniti FX and covered his mouth with a T-shirt and told him, "Shut up!" witnesses said.
Williams was eventually arrested and charged with domestic violence, but her husband is apparently standing by the whole "Til death do us part" clause in his marital contract. Lemons told police he does not want to press charges.
Ah, the joys of marriage.
