Burglar Takes Time Out for Computer Porn

Deputies catch man with pants down in Marathon appliance store

Police say a Florida Keys crook was caught with his pants down when he stopped in the middle of a burglary to watch some computer porn.

Monroe County deputies say they caught 19-year-old Kenneth White watching filthy films on a business computer in Marathon Monday night.

Deputies responded to an alarm call around 11:20 p.m. at Windswept Appliance and Air Conditioning and found the hot and bothered teen getting down and dirty by himself.

The deputies approached White as he was pulling up his pants with the porno playing on the computer in front of them.

White told the deputies he was in the business "looking for a job," then changed his story and said he was there "investigating" a light on.

Deputies found a broken window where they believe White entered the building and his shoes just outside the window.

Not buying his late-night job seeking excuse, cops booked White for burglary, criminal mischief and theft.

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