Jaime Tojeiro is a bad breaker upper.
After Tojiero and his girlfriend called it quits, the motorcycle-riding bad boy decided to crash his bike through his former squeeze's Miami jewelry store, then threatened suicide and tried to burn the place to the ground, according to police.
Tojiero, 39, drove his motorcycle though the front door of El Sol de Miami Joyeria on SW Eighth Street on Sunday night, setting off the store's silent alarm.
When police responded to the alarm, they found a distraught Tojiero inside, threatening to torch the business with him inside.
Tojiero even stuffed a rag into his bike's gas tank and lit it on fire, but later put it out and surrendered to police.
The unhinged Tojiero told police that he had returned to the store simply to retrieve some personal items.
He was charged with one count of attempted arson.