OMG, Senate candidate Marco Rubio's wife takes sooo long to dry her hair. LMAO, for realz.
"See what your missing if you're not on Twitter?" asked Naked Politics after an enlightening tweet by Senate candidate Marco Rubio about his wife's primping habits:
Going out to dinner with my wife for the first time in almost two months. Any suggestions in Coral Gables...I had forgotten how long it takes my wife Jeanette to get ready to go out. I still hear blow dryer working in there. We r going to be late!...Ok called and moved reservations to 9. Blower is off I think my wife Jeanette is almost ready to leave. Cross your fingers....After 1 1/2 hours Jeanette is ready to go. We are off to dinner in Coral Gables. Goodnight!
But Rubio isn't the only pol waxing unpoetic in the Twitterverse.
Senator Mel Martinez wants you to know about his nephew: Off politics 4 a sec... In Notre Dame baseball, my nephew Eric threw a complete game shutout against West Virginia.
Senator Dave Aronberg wants you to know his disdain for matzoh: My stomach can handle the 60-day roller coaster of a legislative session, but 8 days of matzoh is another story!
And U.S. Rep Kendrick Meek wants you to know where he is at all times: is voting on the Floor. . . is in the Ways and Means Committee Room . . . is eating lunch with the District Office team in Pembroke Pines.
But back to Rubio.
The former Florida House Speaker has also tweeted about his new ficus (I am watching my newly transplanted ficus hedge carefully for signs of shock. If we lose our hedge, we lose our privacy) and reached out for iPod playlist suggestions for an 8-hour drive.
Might we suggest a little Katy Perry, Marco?
