Sometimes, you just can't hold it.
A Fort Myers teen who cops found cowering a in a bathroom while responding to a burglary in progress call told officers he broke into the house to take care of a bowel movement.
Lee County Sheriff's deputies arrested 13-year-old Michael Gregory Tuesday and charged with burglary and criminal mischief for the bathroom break-in, WBBH reported.
When deputies arrived at the home they found pry marks on the back door and a window screen on the floor. Gregory was found hiding behind a bathroom door.
Gregory allegedly told officers he broke in to use the facilities, but apparently his aim was way off: officers found urine and fecal matter in one of the home's bedrooms.
