UM Knocked Off Playboy Party Perch

UM ranks fourth on Playboy party schools list

Don't blame it on the co-eds or the alcohol. Blame it on "Da Man."

The symbol for the conservative "establishment" is the reason why the University of Miami is no longer the top party school in the country, according to Playboy Magazine.

After being named last year's best campus for a shagadelic good time, "Da Man" dropped the hammer on partying and all things fun in Coral Gables. Now, UM is No. 4 on the list, which still isn't bad.

"Miami still has fine women and weather, not to mention an impressive 11-to-one student-to-professor ratio," Playboy writes. "But being named our number one party school became a bit of an albatross, and the man soon ramped up mellow-harshing."

The Canes prefer smaller white birds like the school mascot the Ibis, who we are sure enjoyed the publicity of being the head party starter at a Playboy-approved party school. UM also boasted the ACC's hottest co-ed last year.

The Texas Longhorns replaced the Canes as the king of all party schools, proving once again that everything is bigger in Texas.

It should be noted that "Da Man" in this case is actually "Da Woman," school president Donna Shalala.

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