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Send Anonymous Cockroaches to Your Special Someone With Cockroach Revenge

Cockroach Revenge. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

If you've been thinking of ways to exact revenge on that ex who dumped you, or that coworker who works your last nerve, Cockroach Revenge has the perfect gift.

For just $9.99 via credit card or PayPal, the company will send an anonymous envelope to that special, or not-so-special, someone filled with... Surprise! Cockroaches.

This seemingly unreal company is actually 100 percent legit. The anonymous gift works just like any other mail order delivery service, and is sure to scare the living daylights out of your chosen recipient.

The very tongue in cheek F.A.Q. section of the website says the recipient won't know it's you, unless "your big mouth says you did."

But don't worry, the cockroaches aren't real. The geniuses behind Cockroach Revenge say these cockroaches are 100 percent "realistic looking, and will more than get the message across."

Besides, sending an actual dead cockroach via mail is completely illegal.

For more information, and if your eyes can handle it, visit Cockroach Revenge on the web.

Just don't send us one.

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