Discretion: Miami normally doesn't have it. But between clubs declining to admit the Jersey Shore crew and Dwyane Wade rejecting the advances of a Gotti in a New York club, well, looks like it's just LIV embarassing us at this point.

But never mind the Nazi pin-ups, and back to that Wade thing. Page Six says Flash was partying at a club in the Meatpacking District on Saturday night when notorious mafia boss John Gotti's grandson, pumpkin-tinted reality TV "star" Carmine Gotti, attempted to introduce himsef.

"Gotti was celebrating his birthday upstairs and was excited to hear Wade was downstairs. He headed down and asked to meet Wade, who responded, 'There's no way I'm meeting the Gottis or having my photo taken with them.'

Gotti's security guard got into a scuffle with Wade's.

Gotti then headed back to his friends looking visibly upset, and Wade, who felt uncomfortable with the situation, decided to leave." 

Excuse us while we guffaw, and wonder what makes a kid famous for being related to an n-word weilding murderer think world-class NBA'ers would like a word and a photo op. But this is actually quite touching, because it means Dwyane Wade is learning some lessons -- namely, that orange people are to be avoided.

See, the overly tan haven't been kind to our boy; the last time he associated with an orange person, he was accused of steroid use, drug abuse, cheating, and orgies, and found himself with a briefcase of cash from a man tied to a dead Dutch drunk kingpin.

So hooray for progress. And here's reminding Wade that the more he might consider a move to the Knicks, the closer he'd be to Snooki, and she's practically an oompa-loompa. Core breach imminent! Must stay in Miami!

Janie Campbell is a Florida native who believes in the pro-set and ballpark hot dogs. Her work has appeared in irreverent sports sites around the internet.