Mama Said Knock You Out

Jose Canseco has been cruising for a bruising and now you can be the one to give it to him

Chances are you’ve probably wanted to give Jose Canseco the old one-two punch long before he paraded around in women’s clothes on the “Surreal Life. Maybe it was his steroid-spilling book that made you want to knock his block off. Or his wife-battering “incident.” Or maybe you’re just tired of his constant media mayhem.

Well, we’ve got a catch 22 for you.

In the mother of all publicity stunts, today you can head over to Dadeland Mall from noon until 4 p.m., lay down $50 and sign up for your chance to give it a go with Canseco, thanks to Celebrity Boxing 10 and smokingeverywhere.com.

If selected, you’ll get three, one-minute rounds with the baseball bad boy on June 27 in Fort Lauderdale. To enter, you needn’t have any prior boxing experience—actually, that’s a requirement.

Not only will you get the chance to wail on Canseco (with boxing gloves, of course), if you win, you’ll score $2,500 in prizes. And then you can write a book about what a wuss Canseco is. And you can name other juiced-up wusses and people you think might be juiced-up wusses, too.

We just hope, for Canseco’s sake, A-rod isn’t in town to sign up.
 

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