What, you think that headline is ridiculous? You think I'm just blowing smoke because Kenny Perry, a ripe, old 48, won the FBR Open and I am -- like a lot of people do right after events conclude -- expanding upon this storyline more than I normally would just because he won?
Well, I'm not just making this up. The statistics are here to back me up.
Plain and simple, since June of 2008, no golfer has won more events on the PGA Tour than Perry. Zero people. None.