CRAZY TRAIN: We've got our ticket to ride, do you? Monday goes burlesque at La Fee Verte for their Cuckoo Club party, where, in addition to lovely ladies in fishnets, feathers and red satin, there will be complimentary cocktails from 10-11:30 P.M. and tunes by DJ J Felix and Nutcracker Suite.
FINS VS PATS: The Patriots' Tom Brady may be easy on the eyes, but let's hope the Dolphins will have him seeing double. There will be plenty of places to catch the game, but our pick is the Water Club, where former NFL players Henri and Zack Crockett will be hosting Monday Night Football and happy hour, during which 10 percent of the proceeds go to benefit the Crockett foundation. 6-10 P.M.
THAT'S EPIC: We wouldn't condone drinking while sweating (as in exercise, not beach time), but we do advocate the former after the latter. Every Monday the Epic Hotel hosts Epic Mondays, during which you can take one of their uber-challenging Core Fusion or yoga classes overlooking the bay, then head to Area 31 for drink specials. 6-7 P.M.