WWSS: It's the new WWJD. Susie Essman and her famous "F*** LARRY" phrase come to the Grove to give her John Hancock on your new copy of her book, "What Would Susie Say?" Once you meet the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star, you'll consider pulling the acronym switcheroo, too. The Book Store in the Grove, 8 P.M.
RUMBLING THUNDER: The season has just begun and our Heat are off to a great start. Let's hope we can keep it that way (no pressure, Wade). Watch as they take on the Oklahoma City Thunder, and maybe get a little sauced and rowdy for them. All in the name of team spirit, right? American Airlines Arena, 7:30 P.M.
COMMANDMENT BREAKER: Let's be honest, infidelity is pretty standard these days. Your husband actually telling you it's okay to cheat on him, not so much. That's the case here in "Breaking the Waves," starring Emily Watson and set in Scotland. We know a lot of people would agree with this. Miami Beach Cinematheque, 8 P.M.
