OLE OF THE LAND: It's as hard to find good Mexican food in Miami as it is a pair of real boobs. So just like finding an au natural pair, when you find a good taco, you never want to let go. And that's what you'll get at Wynwood's new Salsa Fiesta. Try some homemade guac, a Santa Fe burrito or a little bit of everything with the Mariachi Mix.
SHORT STUFF: You'd take your gf to the theater, but you just bought that new Xbox game and, well, all you can afford now is that new $1 burger at BK. Or a play reading at St. John's. Actually, you get six for free. That's enough culture for, like, a decade. 8 P.M.
GIVE AN INCH: Catch your favorite transvestite tonight at Sweat Records. The indie music shop in Little Haiti will be screening "Hedwig and the Angry Inch," and while you're there, support your local biz and stock up on cool music and cupcakes. 8 P.M.