SHAKER SHACK: Dance off that 3rd helping of apple pie at The Vagabond's 2nd annual Diggers and Shakers. The event will feature a DJ faceoff between John Digweed and Craze, all to benefit the Community Partnership for the Homeless. 10 P.M.
PIN IT TO WIN IT: You could plop down on the couch and semi-watch football, or you could put on your fat pants and head to your nearest bowling alley. We suggest the classic, no frills Bird Bowl, where if strikes and spares aren't your thing, you can always try your hand at air hockey. Or beer.
HAPPY CIRQUE-GIVING: While you're fighting a food coma, the talented acrobats in Cirque du Soleil's Kooza are bending and flipping and spinning in ways you couldn't manage even if you weren't full of turkey. 8 P.M.