DINE WITH A DOLPHIN: If you're eating at Morton's tonight and you think your server looks a lot like Karlos Dansby, then you're right. The Miami Dolphins linebacker, along with teammates and celebrity friends, will be dishing out a four-course meal for charity. Proceeds from the $250 ticket goes to Pros for Africa Foundation. 6 P.M.
BITTER PILL: You had us at fatal obsession, greed and jealousy. Those are just a few adjectives that describe author Joan Hansen's novel "Bitter Tears." The former University of Miami professor reads tonight at Books and Books. 8 P.M.
ROCK ON: Instead of playing video games in your living room tonight, why not take your skills to Transit Lounge, where every Monday they host a Rock Band competition. The best band gets a $50 bar tab. 9 P.M.