FINNEGAN'S RIVER O'LAUGHS: We know your one guilty pleasure: "Best Week Ever." Yes, we see you at night, quietly and discreetly changing the channel to VH1, and trying not to laugh too loud when Christian Finnegan gives his funny two cents on pop culture. You can't possibly wait for the new season in 2010, so get your fix of the Irish funny guy tonight. Fort Lauderdale Improv, 8:30 P.M.
SPEAKEASY IN 1933: The U S of A has made some pretty stupid calls in the past. Bell-bottoms. Dubya. And, the most unforgiveable, outlawing booze. The best part, though: the rebellion that ensued. Bring out your inner mass rioter at the Repeal Prohibition Party at Bardot, which will magically turn into the sort of pre-war speakeasy that'll make you nostalgic for the days of moonshine, tap shoes, and fast talkin'. Of course, the complimentary drinks and hors d'oeuvres ain't bad either. Bardot, 7 P.M.
SHAKE THAT MONEYMAKER: We know you love to shake that groove thang. Well, The Vagabond Miami has a party every week dedicated to just that. It's also dedicated to awesome, what-the-heck-just-happened drinks for as low as $1.Those in charge of bringing the funk this week are C.N.N.'s N.O.R.E.,Mayday, Garcia, Heckler, and Black Bobby. The only thing you have to bring is that cutie patootie booty of yours. The Vagabond Miami, 10 P.M.
THE SWAP SHOP: Sometimes you gotta give a little to get a little. Don't be all, "BAH! Humbug," about helping the homeless and donate a lightly worn pair of shoes. But you know Adidas, they're going to make it a party. The store'll give you 30 percent off a new pairof shoes; and you can enjoy cocktails, hors d'oeuvres, giveaways, and an additional 20 percent while you do the swapping and shopping. If you do, we'll put in a good word for you over at Santa's camp. Adidas Originals Store Miami Beach, 7-9 P.M.
