SIMPLY THE BREAST: And a thigh and some drumsticks, too. We haven't been this excited about fried chicken since, um, ever. In honor of summer, Michy's is offering the Fried Chicken Feast every Wednesday, which, for $33, includes unlimited fried chicken and sides, plus a slice of dark chocolate cream pie. 6:30 P.M.
GOTH TALK: Now that your "Twilight" obsession has turned into regular weekend trips to Hot Topic and a resurrection of your Depeche Mode CDs, perhaps it's time to rev up the black eyeliner and head to Mausoleum Wednesdays at Bella Rose, where DJ Dracula's Daughter will spin gothic, industrial, new wave and more. 11 P.M.
A GAY OLD TIME: Comedian Kathy Griffin loves the mens who love mens, and they love her too. Which is why her appearance at Hard Rock Live tonight should be as anticipated as the White Party. Expect the words Oprah, gay and vagina to be used at some point, though not necessarily in the same sentence. But then again, it's certainly possible. 8 P.M.