CALLING ALL FASHIONISTAS: Get dressed up to the nines and head over to Soho Studios for opening night at Miami Fashion Week. The show kicks off with a Sabrina Barnett Collection and continues with St. Vincent & the Grenadines Caribbean Designers and Miami Style Showcases. Whether you go to covet the fashion or spy on celebs, be sure to get tickets first at miamifashionweek.com. 7 p.m.
THE DARKEST DAY IS HERE: Which came first: Andy Dick the entertainer or the entertaining life of Andy Dick? See if his stand-up routine is as scandals as his day-to-day as he takes the stage at the Improv in the Grove through the 21st. 8:30 p.m.
PACK YOUR KNIVES: Foodies, rejoice. Chef Tom Colicchio is mixing up a little demonstration at the Adrienne Arsht Center. More than just a reality-show chef, Colicchio’s received five James Beard awards, created Craft and was voted one of salon.com’s sexiest men. Now that’s a dish we’d like to try.