YELP FOR YOUR SUPPER: Just when we were starting to jones for Miami Spice Month, Yelp comes to our culinary rescue with Yelp Restaurant Week, starting tonight. Participating restaurants - which include over ten around the city, such as Jaguar in the Grove, La Cofradia in the Gables, and Casa Toscana on the Upper East Side -- are offering a $25, 3-course prix-fixe menu.
WHAT THE HAL: Sometimes we feel like our computer is taking over our life. But at least it doesn't talk to us - and in a creepy Kevin Spacey-esque voice. At least not yet, anyway. Tonight Cinema Paradiso screens the Kubrick classic "2001: A Space Odyssey," with a Q&A discussion afterward. 7 P.M.
RING MY BELLA: Do you make g&ts for aggressive d-bags? Do you squeeze yourself into a slutty outfit for tips? Do you instruct clueless tourists where Lincoln Road is 20 times a day? Then Industrial Mondays at Bella Rose is the party for you. Every Monday, folks in the hospitality, nightlife and entertainment industries get 2-for-1 drinks all night. 9 P.M.