Five thousand bottles on beer on the wall, 5,000 bottles of beer. Yeah, it’s going to take you a while to get through that song. And it may take you even longer to get through all the beers at newly opened Yard House.
Set in the Village of Merrick Park, this place puts Cheers to shame with the aforementioned 5,000 gallons of beer, 130 taps and lines kept at a cool 34-36 degrees.
Now all of a sudden your beau wants to go shopping with you at the mall. Gee, we wonder why? Could it be beers from all over the world, like BBC Strawberry Blonde, Hobgoblin English Ale, Young’s Oatmeal Stout? We think you’re on to something.
Like your local pub, there’s TVs—24 HD plasmas—and dip—lobster, crab artichoke—(What were you thinking, onion? How gauche) so you’ll have something to do while you sip your exotic brew.
Now where were we: 4,999 bottles of beer on the wall, 4,999 bottles of beer. Better hurry, we’re already taking bets on who can drain those lines dry.
