I AIN'T SAYIN’ SHE’S A GOLD DIGGER: Local jewelry designer Lauren Monteagudo has the Midas touch. Her Au79 jewelry line, named after the symbol and atomic number for gold on the periodic table of elements, has already been spotted on celebs like Lauren Conrad. But, despite her signature gold shovel design, Monteagudo doesn’t make her 14 karat gold accessories for greedy gold-digging girls. Her dig-able design represents getting your hands dirty and unearthing your own path to the finer things in life. And tonight she’s officially debuting her Opportunist Collection from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. at the Setai’s Serenity Thursdays. Sip on free drinks and apps and scoop up pieces of the collection at the hotel’s private showroom starting at 11 p.m. Go ahead, dig in. Pieces range from $300 to $2,000, Au79
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT: The Spa at the Ritz-Carlton in Fort Lauderdale knows you’re storing all that will-Paula-won’t-Paula-return-to-Idol stress in your neck and shoulders. That’s why it’s marking down its 50-minute Ritz-Carlton Signature Massage to just $99. Less than a hundred bucks to be kink-and knot-free? Forget Paula and her Coke and schedule that reservation asap. Through September 30. One North Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale; 954.302.6490.
BOYS WILL BE BOYS: Last week The Webster kicked off a Thursday girls’ night out with discounts and dining. And this week, for the first time ever, it’s the boys’ turn. Believe it or not, ladies, boys like shopping, too. Especially when it comes complete with 60 percent off sprint/summer inventory, including swimwear and sunglasses, and a three course prix-fixed dinner. So if you want to know where the boys are tonight, slip over to The Webster at 7 p.m. After the guys take on the high-end inventory, it’s over to Caviar Kaspia for a $40 per person caviar chow down. Who says boys don’t cry? With deals like this, we’re sure there won’t be a dry eye in the house. 1220 Collins Ave.·, Miami Beach; 305.674.7899