Will Work for SPF: Ritz Auditions Tanning Butlers

The Ritz-Carlton South Beach held auditions for what the hotel deems the “world’s only Tanning Butler.” The job entails making sure guests on the pool deck and beach are properly lathered up, and comes with an official “Tanning Butler” t-shirt and holster, which will be equipped with sunscreen, sunglass cleaner and a water mister. Here’s hoping the guests at the Ritz include more topless Brazilian women then tubby German men in Speedos.