It's official: "Miami Social" is no longer the worst Miami-based reality TV show.
That honor now belongs to E!'s "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami," a show so bad one viewer is now suing its stars for emotional distress after having watched a whole season in the pokey.
Pennsylvania prison inmate D.J. Goodson filed suit last week against sisters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, asking a court to award $75,000 in damages for having suffered "mental anguish, embarassment, shame, and humiliation" caused by observing Kourtney and Khloe's Magic City exploits.
We'd normally suspect a lawsuit like this of being trivial, but we've actually seen an episode of what had previously been titled "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." A potted plant is more enthralling.
Goodson says he has been permanently and particularly affected by watching domestic abuse (Kim participated in a boxing match), emotional abuse (fights between Kourtney and "paramour Scott [Disick]") and racism (Khloe referred to a doll as "the black baby").
His case may be a long shot, but Goodson's final dig is a snappy coup de grâce: his suit accuses the sisters of "outright disrespectful and disturbing actions, no respect for the law, and plain senseless and stupid actions."
We're not quite sure where a man in prison gets off on the "respect for the law" part, but the rest sounds just about right. The trio, daughters of O.J. Simpson's late defense attorney Robert Kardashian, became famous after Kim was seen about Hollywood with Paris Hilton and starred in a sex tape with pop star Ray J.
