CANINES SEEKING CASAS: Are you a man—or a woman—looking for a best friend? Every Saturday and Sunday, Friends of Greyhounds, Inc. hosts Adopt a Greyhound from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. So, re-enact that episode of The Simpsons and get yourself a waiting-to-be-loved retired racer. Just remember, the name Santa’s Little Helper is already taken. But we think Easter Bunny’s Sidekick is still readily available. GET IT: $175. Florida Kennels, 7218 W. Fourth Ave. (Red Road), Hialeah; 954.578.0072.