You might assume it's Udonis Haslem the Heat will depend on when they open next season with the entire NBA and one indignant Yahoo! scribe gunning straight for LeBron James with various stray elbows and uppercuts in the paint. 

You would be wrong. If there's one thing we've learned from this summer's Central American and Carribean Games (and we've watched exactly 18 seconds), it's that returning point guard Carlos Arroyo is not afraid to get physical.

But he is, apparently, afraid to do it like a man. Check out this incredible snippet from Puerto Rico's game against Mexico taken just before, in our minds, Arroyo went straight for his opponent's hair and someone took a hose to both of them in slow-motion.

Yeah! Carlos Arroyo will slap a [redacted], and he doesn't care who sees. That's Miami style if we've ever seen it. And if Basketball Wives is still going when the FIU alum is done with the NBA, here's guessing we've got the first man on that roster.