Florida Man Wants Restraining Order Against Obama, Tebow and Jesus

Man claims he fears for his safety from three pretty holy people

It's not just Republicans and Gator haters who are tired of hearing about President Barack Obama and Tim Tebow.

One Florida man has taken his need for relief from those two, and apparently Jesus, to the courts.

John Gilliand, who lives in Gainesville, has filed a request for restraining orders against Obama, Tebow and Jesus, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

The man claims the three have made gang signs at him and have him in fear for his safety. The only sign we can think of that the trio might have in common is praying hands.

Plenty of people have complained about Tebow's "holier than thou" image and Obama isn't quite the darling of America anymore, but why go after Christianity's' Lord and Savior?

Gilliand wrote in his complaint that he isn't a fan of physical fitness, which might explain some of his disdain.

"I was trespassed from the Kangaroo Gas Station on University for saying T-Bo sucks," Gilliand wrote in the Tebow restraining order request. "I personally hate any type of exercise although I feel Billy Blanks has a wonderful video."

Well it's always good to know Billy Blanks is out of harms way.

A judge denied the requests Tuesday, but Gilliand has already appealed.

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