MATCHMAKER MANIA: Did last Saturday night include cuddling with your cat or this guy? If it was the former, help has arrived in the form of Patti Stanger. You might know her hit Bravo show, "Millionaire Matchmaker," and her ability to tell millionaires, and everyone else for that matter, exactly what's on her mind. She'll be signing copies of her new book Become Your Own Matchmaker: 8 Easy Steps For Attracting Your Perfect Mate tonight at Books and Books in Miami Beach. She says if you follow her formula, you'll be in a committed relationship in less than a year. We're not sure it's true, but at least you might have plans next Saturday night. 5 P.M.
NEW BUNNIES: Are you "that girl" in the gym locker room who has no problem sauntering around naked? Then we have a new career move for you. Tonight at MI-VI in The Village at Gulfstream Park , Playboy model Hillary Fisher will host Playboy Intimates Model Search during which centerfold hopefuls will compete to be the face for the 2011 campaign. With DJ Irie spinning all night long, the winner will compete to go to the finals for cash, a photo shoot with a celebrity photographer and, of course, pure naked fame. 9 P.M.
FANCY AND FREE: It's Saturday night and you might realize that you only have one more day left in the weekend. The stress of that thought alone calls for an event to rest your soul. If you would like to inject your life with a little free culture, than head out to The Standard tonight. Ian Maksin, a cellist from the New World Symphony, is holding a performance this evening that is the very expensive price of $0. Not only will there be beautiful music, but it is guaranteed to be a very laid back and lovely scene. It's like a Xanax for the soul. 6 P.M.