TO THE MAX: Admit it, you watch Conan O' Brien for The Max Weinberg Seven. Aside from his legendary stint with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, Max serves up a wide range of musical styles with inspiration from the likes of Buddy Rich and Duke Ellington. Catch him tonight and tomorrow night -- for free -- at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach. 8 P.M.
FAT CHANCE FINS: So our chances for the playoffs are getting slimmer and slimmer, along with our respect. Today our Fins will still be chasing the dream as they take on the Houston Texans. Houston's been handing our rear-ends to us since 2006, so a Miami-style butt-kicking is in order, guys. Land Shark Stadium, 1 P.M.
PICK UP THE PACE: There's a slight chance you'll be sports-ed out by tonight, but this is a game you don't want to miss. In a table-turning change of events, former Indiana Pacer Jermaine O' Neal will be taking on his former team tonight. This revenge'll be so sweet, it's practically fattening. American Airlines Arena, 6 P.M.